I just spoke to my contacts at Soother Tanning, LLC and it has been confirmed that Elwood City's finest, Clinton "Cadillac" Kotuby, has signed his letter of intent to be the official Memorial MC. Cadillac will use all of his god given enthusiasm to announce the official teams at the Friday night opening ceremonies and will also be in charge of keeping enthusiasm levels at an all time high throughout the weekend. With the Memorial's reigning "Enthusiastic Man of the Year" Rick "The Wedgebuster" Douglas competing, we felt that we could use some depth at the enthusiasm position.
Cadillac is perhaps the most enthusiastic SOB to ever come out of Elwood City. Much like Rick Douglas, Cadillac is known for his booming "HEEEYYYYOOOO's" and enjoys drinking until he falls over and/or takes off his pants. He has MC'd at his famous Clint-a-palooza parties in Oakland and is a great addition the 2007 Memorial class.
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I just received confirmation that Ty Reese has purchased his plane ticket! This is big news as many people thought that his letter of intent meant very little without the accompanying Plane Ticket. Look forward to seeing you up there, Big Cat!
For those of you unfamiliar with his work, Ty is a heavy drinker who enjoys the outdoors. This event was seemingly made for him. As The Beekeeper so eloquently put a few days ago- the addition of Ty will exponentially increase the number of words that end in -Ski and the number of Irish Car Bombs that we all do for the duration of the weekend! Wooo!
What a week this has been building up to the March 1st Deadline!!!!
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