With letter of intent day rapidly approaching and many Letters still unaccounted for, the Committee has enlisted the help of the most spiteful man in the universe - Jon Cobb. If a letter of intent is not delivered by Thursday, March 1, 2007, that individual will have to plead his case to "The King of Sting" as to why he should still hold his spot.
For those unfamiliar with his work, Jon has been voted Most Spiteful Man in the Universe every year since 1992 - ironically (or not) this was the last year that his father Dave Cobb held the title. Spite runs long and it runs hard in the Cobb family. That is why we are so trustworthy of his decisions and his dedication to being spiteful.
With 8 days remaining, I ask those who have not sent the letter of intent and money to do so ASAP. You do not want to face the wrath of Cobb.
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You SOB's better get your priorities straight! JC still hasnt spoken a word with me since last year's competition.
word out of Colorado is Bowlers letter of intent is 'signed, sealed, delivered'... wooo!!
just glad i the King of Sting happens to be my SBfreakingF!!!!
WHOS THAT HARD HITTER FROM McKEESEPORT CITY!?!!???!!!!
IT'S MIKE LOGAN, Y'ALL!!
Good to hear. Word out of South Carolina is that Ty is in as well. I spoke to him the other day and he said that he was dropping his money in the mail that afternoon.
Word out of Greensburg is Jon Reese is officially declining. He has a birthday thing for his daughter. But The Godfather assures that he will be there for the team picking events! Paging Jeff Cobb to 7 Springs!
Big Ty is a hell of an addition!!! The amount of times words will end with the phrase 'ski!!! has just multiplied exponentially. Someone needs to light a fire under Dahar's A....tell him the early worm gets the worm. It's about time JC got a position and a title, because after what Rattsfield did to him last year he needed a little moral boost.
Bluebeard wants to know what size tire we plan on using and what size log so he can start practicing. That little monkey is all fired up!!!
Keep chugging,
Michael Magic
My Man in the T-shirt biz says that we would be smart to get our order in before baseball season starts, I told him to stuff his sorry's in a sack!
Yeah, we can get the t-shirts in soon. We just need the finalized roster first. So I'd say that we can have an order to Dave by the end of March (seems reasonable to this guy).
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