Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you might need to get yourselves a fresh pair of borts when this one hits the wire! In the world of the Memorial, no one keeps people on the edge of their seats during the offseason quite like Rick Douglas. Many remember his Michael Crabtree-esque holdout from last year and the impromptu check ceremony and follow-up press conference at the 2008 Big East. But one thing has remained consistent, when the bullets start flying in late May, Rick's gonna be standing beside his partner on Memorial Field!With just over a month until we report, I, Rick Douglas, have decided to officially end my holdout. My flight from Tut's wedding has be changed, and I will be staying in Greensburg for a week of pre-Memorial festivities. That crafty Legs must have seen this extended holdout coming and sneakily held $100 from my fantasy football winnings from this year. So, I am all paid up!!
SEE YOU BASTARDS AT THE BARN!!!!!!!! RICK IS BACK!!!!!!! AND HIS COLORS AREN'T RUNNING!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
22 comments:
What a development!
Does Rick think he is above the memorial? Do deadlines mean nothing?
One question remains...
Who will be lucky #14 in the biggest memorial field ever?
Denny Orange?
Everyone put a lot a work in on this one. I'd like to think that a glimpse of the cup this past weekend got the juices flowing and then bringing in Jigs the closer sealed the deal! Either way.. a 7 team Memorial!!?? wow!
A couple of big time recruitment trips by Mr 300 and then SBF and Peezy compounded with the smear campaign ran by Rattsfield really pushed me over the top!!
Just like Sly Stallone in OVER THE TOP!!!
I knew this day would come!!!
Is 2010 the year BMOC makes his triumphant return to The Memorial?!?!?!!
Holy. Hell.
wow a bmoc addition would make my day, would he be considered a rookie, cobb hazing him might be the funniest sight in history.
My vote is King quites being a pussy and mans up...
i second king's notion!!!
Thunder and Lightning...the sequel???
King's all fired up!! Between a PENS Playoff night, the draft, and the huuuge news of Triple D (Dr Dick Dud-less), I'm reevaluating my life...
3 and a half weeks recovery is just about exactly what I need to start working out again, and 3 and a half weeks is exactly what I have bn surgery and the Memorial.
Kings a HEFTY 195 these days. No way I lose all strength in those 3 weeks. The only event that would be really pushing it would be my favorite event, Tug of War. And even then, I could still pull, I just couldn't anchor...
I'm convening a Special Task Force to look into the validity of me not being able to compete this year...
King needs redemption on the stormy waters of Memorial Lake... GO PENS BOYS!!!!!!!!!
As long as you aren't having your quads amputated, you'll be fine.
We should call Gene and see if he wants to defend his title!!!!!!
this class is really rounding out!!! I dont know about any you of guys, but i CANT WAIT for next weeks mid-week nacho break!!!!
I've been assured by multiple surgeons that Calf Implant Surgery takes 10 days to heal - tops. You're G to G, Kinger!!
good to see medusa 2.0 letting you off her chain for a weekend, ricky!
wow. i'd expect that from Ratt. but i've always thought you were better than that
id be lying if i said that wasnt driven by rattsfield
Yessss! YEEEEEESSS!!! dance puppets! Dance!!!
I wish someone would entertain me on the blog right now bc I'm bored as shit at work... I also wish I owned a stop watch... Peezy, you know, it's beautiful in the Sun City this time of year, you should come time me...
is anyone else dying for a post so bad their stomach hurts?
Literally checked the blog 47 times today...
I was excited seeing 2 new comments! A new blog post and I practically faint with excitement!!
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