Wednesday, May 11, 2011

2011 Memorial

We have had a very interesting couple of weeks. Memorial staples have withdrawn, people have refused the invitations and others have just gone MIA. However, through it all, we were still able to scrape together a solid field of competitors who will give their all in hopes of tasting a beer out of those elusive Cups! We have 10 guys who I feel comfortable going to battle with and I am excited and counting down the days until May 27!

No matter what we are guaranteed of a few things. Included:

- Bluebeard will say little but when he does speak it will be a quote we remember until 2018
- The fate of many will be in the capable and trusting hands of Peezy come Friday night at 11:30
- The Memorial Cups of Champions will absolutely have a new home and 2 new champions' names engraved into Memorial history!

So, without further ado, let's say hello to field for The 2011 Memorial:

1) David "Bluebeard" O'Nan, 4-year veteran, 2008 champion, 2007 runner-up, 2007 & 2008 MVP. This will be his 5th Memorial
2) Dan "Crazylegs" Conte, 5-year veteran, 2007 time champion, 2009 & 2010 runner-up. This will be his 6th Memorial
3) Jon "The J Man" Cobb, 5-year veteran, 2010 runner-up. This will be his 6th Memorial
4) Greg "The Beekeeper" Plundo, 5-year veteran, 2008 runner-up. This will be his 6th Memorial
5) Jon "The King" Plundo, 3-year veteran, 2009 runner-up. This will be his 4th Memorial
6) Grant "Brisket" Holloway, 2-year veteran, 2010 MVP. This will be his 3rd Memorial
7) Josh "Biz" Becker, 2-year veteran. Baldest Competitor. This will be his 3rd Memorial
8) Clint "Cadillac" Kotuby, 1-year veteran. Tannest Competitor. This will be his 2nd Memorial
9) Curt Cottrell, 2011 Greenhorn. Can't wait to see The J Man haze his ol' buddy on Friday night
10) Shawn Kohlman, 2011 Greenhorn. He is a competitive son of a bitch who enjoys the booze as much as all involved. Hence the invitation. He's excied and ready to compete!

The trophies and t-shirts have been ordered! I will be driving up on Friday morning. Bluebeard will arrive on Thursday night as will Cobb. Biz is planning a party for Thursday night for anyone who will be around. Why doesn't everyone else post their arrival times so we can try to coordinate rides. King gets in around 8:30. Greg gets in around 5pm.

15 days, fellas! Let's get some chatter going and get the excitement levels to where they usually are!!

4 comments:

Biz said...

in a horrific turn of events, i ripped my hamstring last night playing beer league softball. i turned to chase a fly ball and bang it just popped. i still plan to compete but i will almost certainly not be at 100%. i just wanted to inform the field so that no one is disappointed when my normal speed isn't in play given that im easily the fastest competitor bar none.

love biz

The Beekeeper said...

Take a few PK's and rub some dirt on it you bald bitch! Planting the seed to give you an excuse to suck? That's low. Even for you......

hate greg

.....cunt

Crazylegs said...

whoever wrote those 2 posts last week, re-post. for some reason it blogspot deleted them. come on!!

Crazylegs said...

when will everyone arrive? G-Man?