It's official...Rattsfield is out of the 2011 Memorial. May 2008 couldn't seem further from today. Ratt has gone from two-time runner-up to a non-participant to an AIDS-ridden lesbian to a non-participant. What a sad fall from grace.
From a man who I think any Memorial veteran would have been proud to collaborate with toward a triumphant sip out of the cup to a neutered, shell-of-a man who hasn't successfully completed a Memorial since George W Bush has been in office. What a sad fall from grace old Poopsfield has undergone. How about this timeline!!
and finally, 2011:
What a disgraceful end to a mediocre Memorial career! Who wants it!?!
Beard wants another. Rhino wants another. Legs wants another. Jigs, Greg, Biz, King & Brisket want their first! Who else is coming aboard!?
5 comments:
Ratt NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's unfair to compare Manny to Popsfield. Manny took a few short cuts, made $200 million, crushed a ton of ass, and when his punishment came down, he quit the sport and fled the country! I feel like Manny is the kind of guy Jigs would be happy to be partnered up with. I don't think Jigs would say the same thing about Ratt.
fair enough. i am only comparing their sad whimper of a last stand. manny's career far outweighs ratt's overrated post-cowboy hat career
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ratt just gets murdered, amazing. i think its the new found ukranian love in his life holding him back. i heard he was applying for citizenship. i leave new york and ratt turns soft, it all makes sense.
Ratt hasn't been the same since he took a pine cone to the mouth
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