Thunder Rolls!

I received a call shortly after 7pm last night. The thought never crossed my mind. I figured that Ol' Thunder Dahar was just calling to chat about The Last Samurai or discuss Switchfoot's newest album. But oh no. He made the binding decision to join the 2010 Memorial up at Guffey Cabin! His check is in the mail and his air fare has already been purchased! Welcome home you sly son of a bitch!

Looks like we'll all get yet another chance to tangle in Rex Kwon Do! Look at that form!

For those unfamiliar with Thunder's body of work, here is a brief synopsis of his resume:

- 2 year Memorial veteran

- 2007 Tire Toss Champion

- Received Doctorate in Fu Manchus in 2008

- Marinara Sauce chugging champion of 2008

- Co-Founder of National Meat Day

- One hell of a model American!

Hey King! That sound you hear is the boat leaving the dock! You better get on board quick!!!

I WANT YOU!