Here is a list of prop bets I've come up with for the 2010 Memorial. Some of these we could actually bet on, some not considering everyone is getting to read this. O/U stands for Over/Under, if there is a (+) or (-) that is the payout. Enjoy:The Four Beer Beer Chug
O/U winning time 15.5 seconds
O/U pukes during event 7.5
Tire Toss
O/U winning toss 63 feet
O/U foil pipes smoked by Peezy by the conclusion of this event 3.5
Shuttle Run
O/U winning time 28.5 seconds
O/U minor/major muscle pulls 2.5
O/U bad beer rulings 1.5
Dead Man's Carry
O/U winning time 26 seconds
Legs' falling -115
Thunder ACL failure +225
Biz ACL failure +200
King's failure to give AMPLE instructions to his partner -1600
Blind Man's Beer
O/U winning time 1 minute 20 seconds
O/U pukes during event 3.5
O/U time of King's strategy/motivational session with partner prior to event 23 minutes
Famous Egg Toss
O/U winning amount of throws 9.5
Ratt and teammate win event +110
Nacho and teammate win event and Nacho eats raw egg -110
Swiminator
O/U winning time 50 seconds
King does another pencil -105
Someone drowns +400
Some kid asks if we are gay -300
The Great Canoe Race
O/U winning time 1 minute 25 seconds
Legs' or King's canoe capsizes +150
O/U amount of laps swam by Steve 9.5
Log Toss
O/U winning toss 48.5 feet
O/U foil pipes smoked (total) by Peezy by the conclusion of this event 11.5
The Eliminator
O/U winning time 1 minute 12 seconds
O/U amount of pukes 5.5
O/U bad beer rulings 2.5
Tug-O-War
O/U injuries 1.5
Rhino/partner win -300
SweaTy destroys my pelvis again +125
Final 4 Beer Beer Chug
O/U winning time 19 seconds
O/U last place time 31 seconds
O/U pukes 6
O/U high fives and manhugs at the conclusion of event 1,650
Miscellaneous
O/U amount of Memorial records broken 5.5
SweaTy arrives with an unreal mustache -350
Thunder arrives with an unreal mustache -200
O/U amount of times we listen to "The mountains win again" during the weekend 214.5
O/U time of King's saturday breakdown 12:45pm
Someone pukes till their nose bleeds Friday night -300
O/U amount of times I hear the phrase "Jr. 1 bedroom" 7.5
O/U amount of times Jigs refers to Biz's hair 16.5
One of the Plundo's leaves with the Cup +200
King competes -400
O/U time of Mr. Guffey's first story about big titted hussies gets told Friday 7:30 pm
O/U time of first Borts sighting Saturday 11am
O/U total man-nights slept outdoors 1.5
O/U amount of time spent by SweaTy and Beard tending some fire during weekend 21 hours
O/U total number of Ecker stories I will tell to Jigs at bedtime 14
SweaTy wins Best Teammate -150
Jigs makes it through Sunday night +700
O/U Kuz references 485
SweaTy complains about the 70's and 80's rock being played repeatedly -1000
Kings' head literally explodes +225
37 comments:
wow. might be the best post this blog has ever or will ever see!!! i'm speechless...i have no speech.
WE GOTTA HAVE KING BACK!!!
O/U the amount of times I chunked in my pants reading this - 2.5
i'll take that bet ratt!!
GIVE ME THE OVER!!
nacho,
I love these lines, u missed a few.
over under cobbs total minutes spent in a wheel chair 37.5
strippers come sunday night +250
if strippers come, legs's piece gets exposed to the masses -150
total words spoken by beard throughout the weekend 23
i also want to correct ur odds on rhinos team winning the tug of war to -4000 (there is literally no chance he loses)
Biz, I about lost it from the, "Total words spoken by Beard" O/U, wow...that was great! I I probably would take the under by the way
I would like to add Total number of bets Biz and the Beekeeper make against each other during the Memorial. O/U 11.5.
Bring cash this year you rickety old bitch! I'm not lending you my ATM card so you can get your rocks off again this year!!!
who's Greg?
I love how my baldness and 1 bad knee has made me a rickety old bitch. and i will have a plentiful amount of cash this year which i plan to win at the derby this weekend. ill set our first wager of the weekend...... total pins bowling sunday in our first game. 3 bucks a pin...... last frame pins worth 5 a pin..... u in bitch.
did anyone ever iron down arrival and pick up times....... thunder, bowler, peezy, cobb, when are all u cats planning to fly in, we should coordinate between the 4 of us. is anyone else flying in that could coordinate too? I can get in at 12 or 2, whatever works best for everyone else. i assume all plundos will be home already with the wedding the week before. also, have we discussed taping the events this year.... all the guys i work with throught out my industry now know about the memorial and are asking if they can buy footage or buy a ticket to come watch ahahhahahahahaha. I said tickets were $5,000 a head but I could probably work on getting video.
Biz,
I accept your bowling bet! After I am done with you, I am gonna make you stand in front of the group and declare BANKRUPTCY Michael Scott style!!!
In the meantime, build your bankroll on Money Mayweather!!!!
In honor of Nachos prop bet on the usage of the phrase, I have changed my post name. I love nacho.
I'll probably come up a day or two before and I will have my car.
why dont we put an add on craigslist offering like 100 bucks for some AV nerd to film the entire day under the condition that they never speak or make direct eye contact with any of us.
I'm in Thursday morning and will be Peter Griffin most of Thursday and Friday but then will see yinz Friday evening at the old A frame. Let it be known that Guffey's A-frame was Biz and I's first encounter with each other while we were both trying to steal the heart of a miss Courtney Rodgers, and yes-Biz won that one-hahaha. Love u Biz
The only AV nerd we know is competing!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thunder that was one for the ages!!!!! now the competition for her heart lies between king and cobb. i think cobb has the upper hand because of his extensive experience with lacey hoffman.
I did some research on videographers and it's kinda what I expected. It would be at least $1,000 for the day to hire a professional. Maybe $700 IF we had the proper equipment for them. I think the only hope would be to find someone we know to run whatever cameras we have. This will be tough for most of us because almost everyone I know is playing in Jimmy's golf outing.
i guess that's what rick is saying. find some poor schlub from seton hill or st vinnies and throw $100-200 at him to just record us for the day on our video cameras.
so who is the 14th guy? is it king???
I always thought in my heart that bowlers bloody nose puke was a result of him somehow hitting his face on something as he puked, but after my saturday at the derby, I am now a total believer in bloody nose pukes. I was sitting there in the grandstand enjoying the 4th race in my white suit looking probably like one of the top 5 most gorgeous non celeb humans in the joint. (no one sitting anywhere near me owned a junior 1 bedroom, these were reserved for people in the infield), when suddenly, the bloody mary i was drinking and my hangover stopped clicking, and my nose started bleeding and I had to sprint to the bathroom, and as soon as i got into the stall, i blew chunks all the while still bleeding. I managed to get onle some spew on my tie which was washable, but mostly otherwise stayed clean. I almost texted bowler to share my experience, but I didnt have his number. I am proud that I could share in this bloody nose puke experience, and I felt amazing after it!!!!!!! only 3 weeks left
4 weeks, my bad on the bad date math
Nothing on the suit?!? Sounds like you are ready for the Memorial already!
Boys,
I'm in total agreement about a Craig's List Add for some AV student to do this. There are plenty of small colleges near by, someone would have to see it.
Ratt's 45 min video from the '08 Memorial is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. Its insane not to at least attempt to get someone to film for us.
King is 100% behind paying someone to do this. We need him Friday night too, obviously.
And way to bring this up Rick... it seems like only yesterday I brought this up only to be destroyed by you for mentioning something so obviously stupid, and something that not only would not 1 single person be willing to pay for, but not 1 single person would ever agree to allowing an outsider play any roll in the Memorial. Blow me. Anger.
The rest of you are still cool though (unless it was Craig that yelled at me for the Craigs List idea... in that case he can blow me.)
why are we getting our panties in a bunch? I'll bring my piece of junk camera. If Dahar still has his (or if someone else has a camera) we can do it just like we did back in '08. there will be 0 guarantees on when I can edit it but at least it will be free. We dont need any nerds with A/V carts or members of the radioshack battery club anyways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9fRe5bHTR4
For once, I actually agree with Ratt, I feel adding any more payments especially to have a nerd come and film us, would be stupid. We can do it just like we did in 08 where everyone did their share in videoing if they weren't up at that time. I will bring my video camera, just let me know if we will need it. Also, I am totally not against accidentally putting the camera on record when the strippers come...just sayin
thunder please.......they prefer the term exotic dancers and they are only trying to pay their way through college.
Oh yeah, i will never agree with ratt
stories??? or popsfield?
we don't need to pay anyone, i dont think. we have enough people there and as long as the batteries dont die we usually do just fine with the amount and quality of footage.
don't mess with The A/V King of the Northeast
what is with all this ANTI-Hands talk? Did I change my name to Greg?
i also have a camera and ill bring it, for some reason i swear last year i couldnt charge it due to a lack of working outlets in the guffey barn, legs can you check into this, if so ill buy some extra bats. we can have numerous cameras going, it'll be awesome. thunder am i hearing another "in" vote for sunday night exotics?? wow i will go out on a limb and say legsm sweaty and I are all Go's for sunday night fun, this adds a 4th!!!!!!!!! we all know cobb is happy to see some trashy tits flappin around so thats 5. yes yes yes yes yes yes.
we need to have a camera ready for every event, just think how awesome having the great Canoe Race footage would be! We should set up cameras for announcing the teams as well. Another idea, we should have a "confessional" like on the Real World, I'd love to see what Beard would say if left to his own devices..
The "confessional" idea just blew my mind.
Holy shit Bowler... Pure genius!!!!!!!
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