1) Bowler
2) SweaTy
3) Bluebeard
4) Rhino
5) Jigs
6) Joe Nacho
7) Crazylegs
In breaking news, Mr. Rattsfield has emailed me and claims that he is a stamp away from being committed. We all know that Ratt and stamps have battled numerous times over the past 4 years. They get along as well as The King does with being subdued - aka not at all!!
Speaking of The King, he has been incommunicado lately. Nothing. Kinger! Wake up and speak to us! We have no idea about where your head is these days! Biz asked me for my address last week. Let's hope that means his czech is in the mail. Thunder verbally committed. Does this mean that he will be sending his LOI along shortly?
The King of Sting gets his call on April 1. Don't let it come down to his royal spitefulness! I beg of yinz! Jigs is a resonable man, but he's insane!!
Look how happy and relieved SweaTy is now that he is officially signed, sealed and delivered!! Looks like we'll be seeing plenty of Ty's Memorial Tie Dye!!
The Beekeeper is going to be a late decision. He has been granted an extension. What about the rest of yinz? The show will go on one way or another!
Lastly, I would like to remind one and all what happens if the deadline is not met:
King, Biz, Thunder, Mughandle and Douglas are all on the clock!!!!
19 comments:
woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SweaTY looked mighty excited at Harry's saturday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$$ is in the mail as of this morning. Rhino will be back to take the cup home again.
woooo! yes sir, rhino!!!!!!! you're the man!
Legs,
Just give me a quick shout when you get the $$ so I know that you have it in hand. This year will be absolutely epic.
As for all of the Plundos, minus King, who has stated that he will probably grace us with his amazing borts, get your shit together and show up. Not impressed with all of this nay-sayer talk of possibly not coming and being at best, 50/50 for competing this year. Get rid of that sorry attitude and grab some nutsack and show-up. Get it together, boys. The mountains are calling!!!
that just brought a tear to my eyes...
It brought a tear to my eye as well... I'm gonna do everything in my power to be there. Someone needs to represent the Shuttle Run!!!!
Rhino is signed, sealed and delivered!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the status from hoboken:
rat and I have both mailed our checks and will be in attendance. the problem is , the current state of our lives. rat has a mystery broken toe that was sustained friday night in a drunken stooper. He has no recollection of how the injury occurred, but word on the streets is he got into a rucous with a guy wearing a devils jersey screaming "crosby sucks" Rat has been known to not leave the couch for 6 hours at a time and my knee is about as healthy as jake taylor's was after legging out that bunt single at cleveland municipal stadium in 1980. Dont let my baldness and lack or 2 good knees fool u, this former member of kuz roofing (the quality last place finisher of 2009) will be coming with a vengeance. rat and I have scheduled chugoffs every other night for the entire month of may that will take place on our balcony while we listen to hulk hogan theme music. we'll see u all at the end of May. and as for u big timin greg, quit betting losers (and giving me losers to bet), sack up and come home.
love always and forever
biz
ps - i vote for the same activity sunday night again this year!!!!!!!!!
daaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn.
Biz,
You and Ratt are the most washed up, under 30 year old duo that I have ever seen! The two of you are bald and grey with bad knees, broken toes and share an unquenchable thirst for strippers.
I want to come back just to witness you try to justify another pathetic last place performance. Pussy.
In related news, Beard is out in Vegas on a recruiting trip and makes some pretty strong arguments!!!!
Greg,
you wish you could be the 3rd leg of our roommate situation but u simply just cant be, so dont take out all of your frustration for the numerous times ive piss smashed u at racquetball out on my hereditary hair problem, im still a gorgeous human. and i plan toi place 1st in atleast 1 event this year, and if its blind mans beer... so be it. as for cobb, thank christ u found a woman with rich parents to support ur pathetic ass. no more junior 1 bedrooms in cali.
beard doesn't say much, but when he does...oh boy! grab a pad and pen and clear your calendar because you will have more gold than a night at the improv starring kenny bania!
"let's just say the horse doesn't take it easy on her!"
- I wish I could get a bonus beer, Beard!
"Yeah, well....(walks away)"
Biz you are talking to a self made man here!!!!
And Beard can vouch for me that my place is no longer a jr. 1-bedroom you bald, AIDS riddled, knee-brace wearing cocksniffer!!!!!!
"I'm still a gorgeous human.".......that's the quote of the year so far.
hahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahha lets all agree that aids riddled was going too far u herpes infested tit munch...... and nacho, thank you i agree that comment was amazing.
hahaha - I happen to take Valtrex for the taste, not the side effects. Sue me.
hahahahahahahahahahhaha cobb i love battling with u because ur so good at it holy shit, the valtrex for the taste was possibly the funniest line uve had since u confessed ur love to lacey hoffman right after a rat crawled out of her coochie. ahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha..... cue the courtney rips
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