Thursday, February 4, 2010

2010 Memorial - How's Business????

Sorry fellas. It has been far too long without an update or any communication. Without any further delay, let's jump straight in, like Jigs in the lake. The Plundos are all moaning and groaning about the schedule and are all very non-committal at this point regarding The 2010 Memorial. We can all thank Krista Plundo for acting like it's amateur hour after getting engaged by setting her wedding date the week before Memorial Day. Good work, Krista!

It looks like we need someone -Cobb...Grant... Dahar...me...anyone!! - to step up and stop that wedding. Whoever is in Greensburg next go to Perry's Pub and make out with her like the plane is going down. Word of advice: go with numbers because the Cordials will fight you. Good luck and godspeed. I kid. But seriously the Plundos are claiming that they are 50/50 at best. Aside from The King who would travel to the moon if that is where we decided to hold the festivities. What an American!
How is everyone else feeling? I have heard no complaints from Austin, Boulder, Greensburg, NYC, Chicago, Columbia, Arlington and wherever the F The King is. Only Tinley Park, Las Vegas and Homo-ken!! See what I did there, Ratt??? Wooo!
That is the beauty of Rhino, Biz and Nacho's ascension: we have some veterans on the shelf who hopefully will be ready to reclaim their mantle if called upon! Paging Thunder Collins and Justin Credible to Guffey Barn!!!

Anyway, this is just a post to remind everyone that we are getting close to invitations. I am planning on mailing these suckers out tomorrow. I just wanted to whet yinz guys appetites and get the conversation flowing again! We aren't too far away fellas!

Look at all that hardware!!!!!!

24 comments:

King said...

I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT YET AND YET I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

King said...

I NEED A STOP WATCH!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thunder is back in 2010!!!

Nacho said...

I haven't even read the post and I already have a headache I'm so fucking excited. No exclamations, that's how excited....man did I just get hammered by myself in a hotel lobby.

kevinbowler said...
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Crazylegs said...

let's just say that there is a reason that there are 3 1st place trophies on your mantle while rick, greg and ratt have a combined zero...

kevinbowler said...

I have an intense 8 week training camp planned for this, no work only booze and tire tossin'! And this business about the plundo's??? If the wedding isn't Memorial Day weekend what is their actual excuse???

The Beekeeper said...

Let's not forget about Beard scheduling a wedding in May as well!! I need to get off of work 3 weekends in a month and pay for three cross country flights.

That said, if i can get off of work, I'll be there to defend my Best/Most Puke Trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jiggs said...

Legsy thanks for finally wetting my beak! I think we all needed that.

As for the Plundos, “Quit your bitching!” Ratt if you miss 2 years in a row your fucking out!!!!!”

Jiggs said...

Tubbs that also gives you 3 chances in 1 month to one up Boggs so what more could you ask for???

Jiggs said...

you premature ejaculator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biz said...
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Biz said...

look out for kuz roofing employees in 2010 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i just got new updates on my knee brace to make me more bionic and amazing for this years competition.

The Beekeeper said...

Watch out for the Biz!!! He's fueled by vengeance, and reinforced with space-age technology!!!!

Crazylegs said...

who is matthew and joe???

i know a thunder and a nacho. but that's it

Crazylegs said...

ps- i am in full memorial mode!!!! creative juices flowing!! t shirt ideas bouncing around!!!

Wedgebuster said...

!!!!!

Nacho said...

How do I change my username? Do I have to start a new email account like JoeNacho@gmail.com?
If so, I will do it!!!

King said...

Nacho, click on your name, then Edit your Profile to change your DISPLAY Name!!!! WOOOOO!!!! Pens took the day off in prep for tomorrow!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

Nacho said...

thanks King!!

MC Balance said...

I requested the dates off- my boss wigged out & never really told me if I could have them off or not. I'm waiting for our spring schedule to drop.

Crazylegs said...

any guesses as to who is the first LOI received?

Wedgebuster said...

my guess is Bowler will have his out bright and early!

Crazylegs said...

yep. bowler comes in 1st ....again!

what a sad state of affairs the Plundos (minus King of course) have plummeted to. who'd a thunk it???