Tuesday, April 21, 2009

31 Days Out; Late Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caught up in the delirium of the Penguins 3-1 victory on Tuesday night to push the Flyers to the brink of elimination, Ricky "Tsunami" texted me the following exciting news: "My plan was to wait until 31 days out. It's my lucky number!!!! Coincidence? Alert the blog! Rick is BACK!!!!!!!"

He followed that up by saying, "I live my life in the eye of the media. What would Vinny Chase do." When I asked him if he also lives his life a quarter mile at a time he simply replied "I apprenticed under Vin Diesel for a semester..."

2 different Vins; same 2 Sweet dudes.

So, this is huge news. We thought that we might be without Ricky. And while this is not a binding commitment, The Tsunami's word is like Cushman's dad in Jerry Maguire - "stronger than oak!"

A special tip of the cap goes to lead recruiter on this special Memorial athlete: El Jiggerino, Jon Cobb. Entrusted with bagging his first recruit as a "Lead Recruiter" Jigs did not fail to deliver. Jigs did a knock up job of planting seeds in Ricky's mind that lead to some sleepless nights and nightmares where Rick was alone at the Red Oak Chalet while the rest of us competed in Westmoreland County. Jigs set the table, I cooked the meal and Ricky gorged himself on a meal consisting of Busch Light, 13 events, 12 competitors and 1 Refereezy!!!

Score 1 for the Memorial. Score 1 for the Pens. And score 1 for Uncle Jerry and all that hospitality that he is known for!!!! Welcome home, Rip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

kevinbowler said...

This is great news!! Who will be the 12th competitor??

Wedgebuster said...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazylegs said...

12th competitor is still TBD. Though there are quite a few feelers being sent out and some irons in the fire. Should be wrapped up in a week to 10 days...

Jiggs said...

What a way to start out the "Final Countdown"!!!! I’m grinning from ear to ear and my forehead vein is pulsating with excitement. The memorial would not be complete without Ricky D!!

Let's hope that a certain someone is ready to make the plunge from spectator to competitor!

Nacho said...

Just wanted to say hi and that I am honored and pumped for the upcoming competition. My name's Joe. I like beer.

Crazylegs said...

joe likes beer. likes competition! but he LOVES organization! i smell a sitcom!