Friday, May 25, 2007

D-Day!

It's here! It's finally here! May 25, 2007 - Reporting Date! The excitement is reaching a full boil. Everybody that I talk to is giddy with excitement and feels like a 9 year old waiting for Christmas to finally arrive. There hasn't been this much excitement in the Tri-State Area since Joe Grushecky & The Houserockers got back together!

I just picked up the t-shirts. I feel confident as a t-shirt aficionado that these are some of my finest work. I am extremely proud of these guys. The only thing left is a sweet trip down to Beverage Warehouse by Offutt Field. What a great order we're going to be picking up: Ten 30 packs of Busch Light and a Keg of Yuengling! Wooo! After that, we're off to Sam's Club for a shopping spree that would make David Ruprecht of Supermarket Sweep blush.

Lastly, to all of the men & women serving in the Armed Forces in Iraq...we will be dedicating our performances to your honor. Every chug that we down will be taken with a nod toward the soldiers! "The King" will be honored in absencia before the festivities begin tonight. You all are much tougher and better men than any of us. As Col. Nathan Jessup said:

"We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"

To that end, we say: Thank you and we'll see you soon!

10 comments:

Wedgebuster said...

what a memorial! it was truely a classic. i cant wait to see the write up Legs is cooking up for us. Lets get all the pictures and videos out to me and we can get cracking on the motion picture.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN!!!!!!

Big Sweaty said...

Truly a weekend for the ages. It had everything any competition could ask for: even teams, jean shorts, USA pants, marker tatoos, puking, and a celebratory victory leap into the lake. In the wise words of the Old Millewakee Beer commercials, "Fellas it just doesn't get any better than this". Can't wait till next year.

Naked Steve and the Dance Machine Forever!

MC Balance said...

IT'S ABOUT THE DUDES

Crazylegs said...

I was able to crack Peezy's scoreekeeping code. It wasn't that bad and once I was able to get the first sheet(s) separated from the second sheet(s) it made much more sense.

I will work on having a sweet recap with scores up by tomorrow or Thursday.

Wedgebuster said...

i got all of my pictures up online on Shutterfly and on Facebook. Heres the link to the shutterfly ones.

http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=0IbtGzRsybMXGA¬ag=1

i heard there were some amazing pieces of footage on the tapes - specifically, Bowler puking on Legs chest.

Rick Douglas
2 year veteran

The Beekeeper said...

Scott Walker was never more right then when he said "It's about the dudes"...if it was socially acceptable i'd say lets make the Memorial a 162 game season. Fire up the countdown clock to next years Memorial Legs!!! I have a male figure skater staring me in the face and I cant wait to avenge my defeat.

The Beekeeper said...

http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=0IbtGzRsybMXGA

The link Ricky put up didnt work for me, try this one if his doesnt work.

Thunder said...

Gentlemen-it truly was a weekend that legends are made of...and I consider us living legends! Can't wait for Bowler's roomate to put this on film so can watch the debauchale that is Sweaty Big being Big Sweaty, Bowler's pukes (all 12 of them!), Jigga's unrelentless cackle, and of course the colors that don't run!!! Great competition and KEEP PUNCHING!

Wedgebuster said...

http://community.webshots.com/album/559275684UwxSeC

Heres some more great pictures from Thunders camera.

Only 359 more days till Lightning strikes twice at the 2008 Memorial you knuckleheads!!!!!!!!!

Crazylegs said...

The re-cap is coming!!! The re-cap is coming!!!