The H is O

3 Days and counting! Wooo! Can't wait. It's been a tumultuous couple of weeks. Injuries and birthdays and jobs and homosexuality really wreaked havoc on the usual suspects. But we perservered and are on the verge of another great weekend at Guffey Estate.

The Biz is offering up his house on Thursday night for anybody who is in town and is looking for some pre-Memorial festivities. Get in touch with him for details. Please plan on arriving at The Estate by 6-7 pm on Friday if at all possible. The sooner the better but the team drawings will occur at the usual time of whenever Peezy says the F it happens!

For any Greenhorns making their first Memorial appearance, here is a list of items that you may want to consider bringing along:

- Spikes & Gloves

- Swimming gear / towel

- Sleeping stuff (pillow/blanket). Some choose to sleep outside by the fire or in a tent also. Up to you.

Here are the events to mentally prepare for:

4-Beer Beer Chug

Logsaw Mania

Shuttle Run

Dead Man's Carry

Blind Man's Beer

Egg Toss

Canoe Race

Tire Toss

Eliminator

E-Swiminator

Tug-O-War

Everything else is taken care of and I will be arriving in Greensburg on Friday early afternoon. If you have any questions or for directions to The Memorial Barn, contact Greg, Bluebeard or me. I know the location is on Pattern Shop Road in Greensburg. Not sure of the actual address. Bluebeard can probably chime in on that. Otherwise, looking forward to the weekend and hopefully winning the cup! I'm coming in hot!!!

2011 Memorial

We have had a very interesting couple of weeks. Memorial staples have withdrawn, people have refused the invitations and others have just gone MIA. However, through it all, we were still able to scrape together a solid field of competitors who will give their all in hopes of tasting a beer out of those elusive Cups! We have 10 guys who I feel comfortable going to battle with and I am excited and counting down the days until May 27!

No matter what we are guaranteed of a few things. Included:

- Bluebeard will say little but when he does speak it will be a quote we remember until 2018
- The fate of many will be in the capable and trusting hands of Peezy come Friday night at 11:30
- The Memorial Cups of Champions will absolutely have a new home and 2 new champions' names engraved into Memorial history!

So, without further ado, let's say hello to field for The 2011 Memorial:

1) David "Bluebeard" O'Nan, 4-year veteran, 2008 champion, 2007 runner-up, 2007 & 2008 MVP. This will be his 5th Memorial
2) Dan "Crazylegs" Conte, 5-year veteran, 2007 time champion, 2009 & 2010 runner-up. This will be his 6th Memorial
3) Jon "The J Man" Cobb, 5-year veteran, 2010 runner-up. This will be his 6th Memorial
4) Greg "The Beekeeper" Plundo, 5-year veteran, 2008 runner-up. This will be his 6th Memorial
5) Jon "The King" Plundo, 3-year veteran, 2009 runner-up. This will be his 4th Memorial
6) Grant "Brisket" Holloway, 2-year veteran, 2010 MVP. This will be his 3rd Memorial
7) Josh "Biz" Becker, 2-year veteran. Baldest Competitor. This will be his 3rd Memorial
8) Clint "Cadillac" Kotuby, 1-year veteran. Tannest Competitor. This will be his 2nd Memorial
9) Curt Cottrell, 2011 Greenhorn. Can't wait to see The J Man haze his ol' buddy on Friday night
10) Shawn Kohlman, 2011 Greenhorn. He is a competitive son of a bitch who enjoys the booze as much as all involved. Hence the invitation. He's excied and ready to compete!

The trophies and t-shirts have been ordered! I will be driving up on Friday morning. Bluebeard will arrive on Thursday night as will Cobb. Biz is planning a party for Thursday night for anyone who will be around. Why doesn't everyone else post their arrival times so we can try to coordinate rides. King gets in around 8:30. Greg gets in around 5pm.

15 days, fellas! Let's get some chatter going and get the excitement levels to where they usually are!!