1,000 Days Later

It's official...Rattsfield is out of the 2011 Memorial. May 2008 couldn't seem further from today. Ratt has gone from two-time runner-up to a non-participant to an AIDS-ridden lesbian to a non-participant. What a sad fall from grace.

From a man who I think any Memorial veteran would have been proud to collaborate with toward a triumphant sip out of the cup to a neutered, shell-of-a man who hasn't successfully completed a Memorial since George W Bush has been in office. What a sad fall from grace old Poopsfield has undergone. How about this timeline!!

From 2008:

to 2010:

and finally, 2011:

What a disgraceful end to a mediocre Memorial career! Who wants it!?!Beard wants another. Rhino wants another. Legs wants another. Jigs, Greg, Biz, King & Brisket want their first! Who else is coming aboard!?

D-Day!

The April 1 deadline has come and past and we still have people on the fence. It's time to make a decision or be left behind. The Memorial will move on with or without you!

So far I have the following as verbally committed:

The Beekeeper

Jiggaman

Bluebeard

Biz

Legs

The King

Brisket

Rhino has said that he won't miss The 2011 Memorial. Ratt is assumed to be in but nothing concrete. We will have 12 strong competitors either way. Who wants on board?! The train is leaving the station shortly!