It looks like we need someone -Cobb...Grant... Dahar...me...anyone!! - to step up and stop that wedding. Whoever is in Greensburg next go to Perry's Pub and make out with her like the plane is going down. Word of advice: go with numbers because the Cordials will fight you. Good luck and godspeed. I kid. But seriously the Plundos are claiming that they are 50/50 at best. Aside from The King who would travel to the moon if that is where we decided to hold the festivities. What an American!
How is everyone else feeling? I have heard no complaints from Austin, Boulder, Greensburg, NYC, Chicago, Columbia, Arlington and wherever the F The King is. Only Tinley Park, Las Vegas and Homo-ken!! See what I did there, Ratt??? Wooo!
That is the beauty of Rhino, Biz and Nacho's ascension: we have some veterans on the shelf who hopefully will be ready to reclaim their mantle if called upon! Paging Thunder Collins and Justin Credible to Guffey Barn!!!
Anyway, this is just a post to remind everyone that we are getting close to invitations. I am planning on mailing these suckers out tomorrow. I just wanted to whet yinz guys appetites and get the conversation flowing again! We aren't too far away fellas!
Look at all that hardware!!!!!!